Season 2, Episode 10: "The Baby Shower"

What are you doing this for? Look at you.

-Quiet. I'm trying to get a picture. -But you don't have to.

-The guy is waiting in my house. -Leave me alone.

It's a one-time fee, 150 bucks.

-Why live like this? -I'm not getting illegal cable.

So you're gonna wait for the cable companies to resolve their dispute?

They'll be in court for years.

-I read in the paper-- -Oh, the paper....

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