Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

The problem with talking is nobody stops you from saying the wrong thing.

I think life would be a lot better...

...if it was like you're always making a movie.

You mess up, somebody just walks on the set and stops the whole shot.

Think of the things you wish you could take back.

You're out somewhere with people. "Gee, you look pregnant. Are you?"

"Cut, cut, cut!

That's not gonna work at all.

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