Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

Something's going on here.

I don't know if you should sit for this or not.

Sitting is good if you faint...

...but standing is good for jumping up and down.

-I can't decide. -Jumping up and down?

What are you talking about? Come on, cough it up.

Oh, Elaine, you know the way I am...

...rarely ever thinking of myself.

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