Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

Well, better load up on some carbos before the race.

-Oh, the marathon is great, isn't it? -Oh, yes. Particularly if you're not in it.

-I wish we had a view of the finish line. -What's to see?

A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya and 20,000 losers.

My wife started getting on me about the lawn today.

I tell you, it's one thing after another.

-Is she here? -No, no, she's working.

What does she do?

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