Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Well, better load up on some carbos before the race.
-Oh, the marathon is great, isn't it? -Oh, yes. Particularly if you're not in it.
-I wish we had a view of the finish line. -What's to see?
A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya and 20,000 losers.
My wife started getting on me about the lawn today.
I tell you, it's one thing after another.
-Is she here? -No, no, she's working.
What does she do?