Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

No, that's too much money to borrow.

Loan her the money. You can afford it.

She doesn't want to borrow the money.

Oh, come on. She'll pay you back. What's 5 grand between friends?

-Of course I'd pay you back. -Yeah.

So, what's the problem?

-Who said there's a problem? -See?

-He said he'd loan you the money. -Well, now, Jerry...

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