Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

Before I forget...

...I have the checks for the first month, last month, security deposit.

I have $75 left in my account.

Well, there's a little bit of a problem.

Oh, I know. There's a weak shower spray.

I've already thought about it. I am switching to baths.

Winston Churchill said, "Why stand when you can sit?"

Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.

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