Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

-What did you do? -Mousse. I moussed up.

-I guess it was just a matter of time. -I should've done this years ago.

I mean, I feel like I've had two lives.

My pre-mousse, and now I begin my post-mousse.

Tell me the truth, have you ever seen a better-looking guy?

Looks is so subjective.

I don't mean to interrupt or anything...

...but on Sunday, my friend is having a brunch for the New York Marathon--