Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

Hey, thanks a lot. I'll give it back in a week.

I don't know why you're fooling around with this ring.

I've been telling you, get yourself some plugs...

-...or a piece. -I'm not doing that.

Oh, man. You know, you're crazy. You're a good-looking guy.

What do you want to walk around like that for?

No, I'll put a half a can of mousse in my head like you.

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