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Ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building?
Ever go to a singles' weekend in the Poconos?
She's right in my building. Right above me.
Every time I come in, I'll have to sneak around like a cat burglar.
You're doomed. You'll have all your sex at women's apartments.
It'll be a permanent road trip. Forget about the home-bed advantage.
-But I need the home-bed advantage. -Of course. We all do.