Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

No one's a bigger idiot than me.

Ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building?

Ever go to a singles' weekend in the Poconos?

She's right in my building. Right above me.

Every time I come in, I'll have to sneak around like a cat burglar.

You're doomed. You'll have all your sex at women's apartments.

It'll be a permanent road trip. Forget about the home-bed advantage.

-But I need the home-bed advantage. -Of course. We all do.

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