Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

I can't stand doing laundry.

That's why I have 40 pairs of underwear.

You do not. Absolutely,

because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

My goal is to have over 360 pair.

That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

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