Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

All right, so you're chewing your apple,

you got your enthusiastic hi, go ahead.

So, we're talking,

and I don't like to go too long before I ask them out.

I want to get it over with right away,

so I just blurt out,

"What are you doing Saturday night?"

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