Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

I says, "I can't." I couldn't do it right then.

For me to ask a woman out,

I've got to get into a mental state,

like the karate guys before they break the bricks.

So then, Lloyd calls me a wuss.

He said "wuss"?

Yeah. Anyway, he shamed me into it.

And to cover my nervousness, I started eating an apple,

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