Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

Got her machine.

I'm dead. I'm a dead man. That's it, I'm dead.

I'm a dead man. Dead man.

What did you say?

I don't know what the hell I said.

I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do.

It's a machine!

The little light is blinking right now.

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