Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

So then, as we were leaving,

we were just kind of standing there,

and she was sort of smiling at me.

I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out.

When women smile at me, I don't know what it means.

Sometimes I interpret it like they're psychotic,

and I don't know if I'm supposed to smile back,

I don't know what to do, so I stood there like--