Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

What's brutal about the date

is the scrutiny that you put each other through,

because whenever you think about this person

in terms of the future,

you have to magnify everything about them.

You know, like, the guy will be, like,

"I don't think her eyebrows are even.

Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?"