Season 1, Episode 5: "The Stock Tip"

I've been thinking about asking her

to go away for a couple days.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'd have to advise against that.

What do you know this woman, a month?

That's-- You're gonna be with her 72 hours.

That's a dating decathlon.

Hey, why don't you take her

to that place in Vermont I was telling you about?

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