Season 1, Episode 5: "The Stock Tip"

Come on! Come on, come on, come on...

I'm not an investor.

People always tell me:

"You should have your money working for you."

I've decided I'll do the work, I'm gonna let the money relax.

You know what I mean?

'Cause you send your money out there, working for you,

a lot of times, it gets fired.

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