Season 1, Episode 5: "The Stock Tip"

I dropped a grape. Pardon?

[NORMALLY] I dropped a grape in the kitchen,

and it disappeared.

I couldn't find it.

I was literally on my knees for 10 minutes,

looking for this stupid grape.

I have no idea where it went.

[SNIFFS] Were you crying?

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