Season 1, Episode 5: "The Stock Tip"

we go over there right now,

and we shave 'em?

I'd really like to go, Elaine,

but...George is coming back from the hospital,

I gotta wait for him.

But otherwise, I would definitely go.

He actually went to the hospital?

Yeah. Oh, man, he's nuts.

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