Season 1, Episode 5: "The Stock Tip"

I think the only reason we go to the dry cleaner

is so I can say to the dry cleaner:

"Well...it's ruined,"

and of course, the dry cleaner can respond:

"It's not our fault. We're not responsible.

We just ruin the clothes. That ends our legal obligation."

See, the whole problem with dry cleaning

is that we all believe that this is actually possible.

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