Season 1, Episode 5: "The Stock Tip"

conning dry cleaners out of money?

In fact, forget the money. I don't even want the money.

I just once would like to hear a dry cleaner admit

that something was their fault.

That's what I want.

I want an admission of guilt.

Maybe you asked for it to be washed.

No, dry-cleaned.

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