Season 1, Episode 5: "The Stock Tip"

My bet? All right.

I'll open with... a tuna sandwich.

Oh, the dolphin thing?

They're dying in the nets. [GROANS]

You know, the whole concept of lunch

is based on tuna. But, Jerry,

can't you incorporate one unselfish act

in your daily routine? Hey, when I'm driving,

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