Season 1, Episode 5: "The Stock Tip"

I wasn't even supposed to say anything.

You guys should think about doing this too.

How high is it supposed to go?

I don't know, but Simons said

that if I wanted to get involved,

that Wilkenson would tell me the exact minute to sell.

You wanna do it? Boy, I don't know.

I'd do it, but I don't have any money.

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