Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

What coming in? What woman is coming in?

I told you about Laura, the girl I met in Michigan.

No, you didn't. I thought I told you about her.

Yeah. She teaches political science,

I met her the night I did the show in Lansing.

There's no milk. Wait, wait, wait.

Why's there no milk? What--? What is she like?

Oh, she's really great.