Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

I never needed one.

I've never been in a situation where I thought,

"I could use a cotton ball right now."

"I could certainly get out of this mess."

Women need them. And they don't need one or two.

They need thousands of them. They need bags.

They're like peat moss bags.

Have you ever seen these giant bags?