Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

I'm aware of you. All right, let's go.

You're on-stage in 25 minutes.

The dating world is not a fun world.

It's a pressure world.

It's a world of tension, it's a world of pain.

And if a woman comes over to my house,

I gotta get that bathroom ready because she needs things.

Women need equipment. I don't know what they need.