Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

So what? That's good.

Now how could that be good?

Because filth is good.

What do you think, rock stars have sponges and ammonia

lying around the bathroom?

You think they have a woman coming over, "I gotta tidy up"?

In these matters, never do what your instincts tell you.

Always, always do the opposite.