Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

If my father was moving this,

he'd have to have a cigarette in his mouth the whole way.

"Have you got your end?"

[COUGHS] "Your end's got to come down first.

"Easy, now. Drop it down.

Drop it down. Your end's gotta come down."

You know, I can't believe you're bringing in an extra bed

for a woman that wants to sleep<i> with</i> you.

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