Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

"Tomorrow, the dryer, I'm going."

"You wait here."

The dryer door swings open,

the sock is waiting up against the side wall.

He hopes you don't see him, then he goes down the road.

♪ Duh-du-duh Duh-duh duh-duh ♪

They get buttons sewn on their face,

join a puppet show.

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