Season 4, Episode 23: "The Pilot"

I can't compete in normal society.

I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."

Hold on a second, I got another call.

Yeah, he'll call you back.

-Who is it? -That's NBC.

NBC?! Give me the phone!

-I'm having a conversation here. -Get off the phone.

Okay, look, I'll call you back. Yeah.

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