Season 4, Episode 23: "The Pilot"

You ever notice a lot of butlers are named Jeeves?

You know, I think when you-- When you name a baby Jeeves...

...you've pretty much mapped out his future, wouldn't you say?

Not much chance he's gonna be a hit man, I think, after that.

"I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm going to have to whack you."

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