Season 4, Episode 23: "The Pilot"

-"New sneakers." -"New sneakers." Right, that's it.

Where's Russell?

You know, I don't know. I assumed he wouldn't miss it.

He hasn't been well.

Can I tell you something in confidence?

I think it's a woman.

Yeah, this is George Costanza. I'm-- I'm calling for my test results.