Season 4, Episode 23: "The Pilot"

-How did I get involved? -What about me?

I was a total failure. Everything was fine.

Now this thing's gonna be a success, and God gives me a terminal disease.

This actress playing Elaine, she's crazy.

The guy playing Kramer threatened me.

-Why? -I asked him about the raisins.

You mentioned the raisins.

-Oh, yeah. -Did he take them?

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