Season 4, Episode 23: "The Pilot"

I don't know why-- Why don't they just put pretzels out on the table?

Or even peanuts would be good, but...

...I don't know who eats these cheesy things.

Is it something I said?

Look, Russell...

...you're a very sweet guy, but...

...I gotta be honest with you.

I don't like television.

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