Season 4, Episode 23: "The Pilot"

Look, this stuff doesn't matter to me.

See, I'm gonna do the character like me, not like you.

You gotta play him like me.

-I'm Kramer. -I'm Kramer.

What can I do for you? Would you like table?

No, I'd like to apply for a waitress job.

Have you ever waited on tables before?

Oh, yeah. I've been a professional waitress for the last 10 years.