Season 4, Episode 18: "The Old Man"

We're supposed to be looking for the old man.

Oh, we will. We will.

Twenty bucks? Are you out of your mind?

-Take it or leave it. -We got Al Jolson here. Al Jolson!

Al Jolson. What the hell do I care about Al Jolson?

I'd just as soon hear you sing "Mammy."

This guy is nothing but a piece of crap.

You are nothing but a piece of crap.

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