Season 4, Episode 18: "The Old Man"

Your misery is my pleasure.

-Hey, boys. -Hey, how you doing?

Good. Okay. Well, it's all set. I start tomorrow.

-Start what? -I signed up to do volunteer work...

-...with senior citizens. -Really?

Yeah. God. I can't tell you how I feel.

I mean, I feel so good. I really feel good.

The strange thing is, I mean, I haven't even met the woman yet.

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