Season 4, Episode 18: "The Old Man"

So you don't speak any English at all?

-English? No. -No.

Hey, what are those bums doing back there?

You said they could come and take the records.

It's like watching a couple of hyenas going through the garbage.

-You don't speak any English? -No English.

I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.

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