Season 4, Episode 18: "The Old Man"

You're throwing this out?

I believe that's what you do with garbage, you idiot.

Really? You don't want any of this?

Well, if I wanted it, I wouldn't be throwing it away, would I, Einstein?

I have friends that would really love to have these.

Well, take it. I sure as hell am not gonna give it to my family.

Well, do you wanna go out and go for a walk, get a cup of coffee?

I'd rather be dead.

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