Season 4, Episode 18: "The Old Man"

She steals from me. Steals my money. She says she doesn't speak English.

My ass, she doesn't speak English.

Plays that freaking voodoo music.

Tries to hypnotize me.

She thinks she's gonna turn me into a zombie...

...and then rob me blind.

Well, I wasn't born yesterday.

I might drop dead today, but I sure as hell wasn't born yesterday.

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