Season 4, Episode 18: "The Old Man"

What's the point?

When I like them, they don't like me. When they like me, I don't like them.

Why can't I act with ones I like the way I do with ones I don't?

Well, you've only got another 50 years or so to go and it'll all be over.

Maybe I need someone who doesn't speak English.

Yeah, how about a mute?

A mute would be good.

Where you gonna meet a mute?

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