Season 4, Episode 17: "The Outing"

...but it's about time you got in shape, tucked your shirt in and lost the wife."

If people are gonna assume that neat people are gay...

...instead of doing this:

"I think Joe might be a little--"

They should vacuum. "You know, I think Joe might be--"

I got a feeling he's a little--

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