Season 4, Episode 17: "The Outing"

-What've you got there? -The New York Post.

They've got an article about you.

"Although they maintain separate residences...

...the comedian and his longtime companion seem to be inseparable."

Oh, no, The Associated Press picked up the NYU story.

That's gonna be in every paper.

I've been outed. I wasn't even in.

Now everyone's gonna think we're gay.