Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →I'm tired of pretending I'm excited every time it's somebody's birthday.
What is the big deal? How many times do we have to...
...celebrate that someone was born?
Every year, over and over. All you did was not die for 12 months.
That's all you've done, as far as I could tell.
I love the astrology things that tell you the people...
...that have the same birthday as you.
It's always an odd group of people to it.