Season 4, Episode 12: "The Airport"

-Where you going? -JFK.

I need some small bills for a tip, got any?

-Yeah. You want a 5? -Give me a 10.

-You're giving him $10? -Well, we got three bags.

-That's a pretty big tip. -That's what they get.

-They don't get that much. -Let's ask him.

-You can't ask him. -Let's see what he says.

-Jerry, we don't have time. -Two seconds.

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