Season 4, Episode 12: "The Airport"

I don't even know what a kosher meal is.

I think it means when a rabbi has inspected it or something.

No, no, it all has to do with the way they kill the pig.

-Come on, but they don't eat pigs. -They do if it's killed right.

-Under a rabbi's supervision. -Oh, you know what?

I ordered the kosher meal.

-Then why didn't you take it? -I ordered it six weeks ago. I forgot.

You're eating my food.

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