Season 4, Episode 12: "The Airport"

You'll spend more for the ticket than you'll get from Grossbard.

I'm not gonna use the ticket.

I'll get my money, get off the plane, turn your ticket in for a refund.

Not gonna cost you a dime.

-Come on, give me the card. -This is a great idea. Here.

Use this one. I get frequent flyer miles with every purchase.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Get two tickets.

Create GIFSearch more Seinfeld quotes →