Season 4, Episode 12: "The Airport"

Hey, guess what.

-This window doesn't work. -I hate rental cars. Nothing ever works.

Window doesn't work. Radio doesn't work.

And it smells like a cheap hooker.

Or is that you?

Give me 10 bucks and find out.

So this worked out pretty good.

Them giving me an extra ticket. You get a trip to St. Louis. I did my gig.

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