Season 4, Episode 11: "The Contest"

No, Ma. I'm not gonna see a psychiatrist.

I don't care if you do pay for it.

No. Discussion over.

Yeah, all right. I'll see you later.

Yes, of course I'm gonna come by.

My mother wants me to see a psychiatrist now.

Why? Because she caught me?

You know, if everyone who did that had to go see a psychiatrist....

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