Season 4, Episode 11: "The Contest"

I picked her up. I took her to the hospital.

-How is she? -She's in traction.

-I'm sorry. -It's not funny, Elaine.

I know. I'm sorry. It's serious.

Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days.

All she said on the way over in the car was, "Why, George, why?"

I said, "Because it's there."

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